let me think....

Umm....
Yes, I am a vegetarian.
Umm....
No, I do not lose weight that way.
Umm....
Yes, I am getting married next November.
Umm....
No, I probably should not eat so much.
Umm....
Yes, I am aware that these buttered rolls are loaded with carbs.
Umm....
No, I have yet to work out today.

BUT..... it's THANKSGIVING you pretentious cow.

LET ME EAT!!!!!