good as gold

Guys,
need help with the ladies?
Never fear,
Meme's here.
My only words of advice to give,
would be to purchase a tiny dog,
and name him Pooh.
Wait...scratch that.
Better yet,
do what you can,
whether it be beg, borrow, steal or even have one,
you need to get your hands on a baby,
preferably a cute one.
Tow it along,
and just wait.
Works like a charm.
EVERYTIME.
And for all the ladies out there,
I have a little something, something
for you too...
No need for drastic measures, just the purchase of a ring.
Place the ring on your ring finger,
and voila..
Watch the magic show.
For if you wear it,
they will come.