suck it up

Say,
don't get mad at me
because everyone likes your sibling more.
You'll have to take that
up with your parents.
They dispense the genes,
not I.
I had nothing to do with the fact that
your brother is both mysterious and charming.
Or that he's the
smarter,
hotter,
and more athletically inclined
brother.
Nope, nothing to do with me guy.

It is unfortunate for you though.
We can't help how we feel.
It does help that he doesn't cry about his short comings.

So, why don't you wipe your tears,
go put on some big boy pants
and rub some dirt on it.
It'll be ok.