tsk...tsk..

Sorry,
what was that?
Wait,
hold that thought for just a second....
just one second!!!

Ok,
so you....

WTF???
Unfreakingbelievable.
They just ejected
Dirk from the game!!!!
What kind of shiet is that???
What kind of SHIET is that?
What kind of SHIET is that?
He hardly even lifted his elbow!
Oh-em-gee.
What a bunch of crybabies.
Look at that....
barely even touched him,
barely.
They done pissed the German off....
OOooOo but
a smexy pissed off German he is!!!
Look at him.
Um. ummm. ummmm.

Oh,
my bad,
I'm sorry...
so you lied to your gal,
went to the strip bar,
saw her brother as
you were grabbing the strippers ta-tas,
now your lady is pissed,
and won't let you back in.

Do I think she's pissed?
Wh.....

Hey,
the games back on...
love to help a buddy out
but uh....
this really ain't a good time.
I can't do anything but
cross my fingers for you.

Oh, wait,
you can't go home, huh?
Here's a couple of bucks,
maybe you can go back to the strip bar
and rub on some tig o biddies
for goodluck.
You never know,
you might even find another home.

Bye-Bye!
Can you turn up the volume
on your way out.