Lucky...

Dear Heavenly Father,

Please forgive me for I have sinned,

not just one, but all seven sins have I committed.

I can't help that my pride did not

allow me to look at this magazine cover

without experiencing greed, envy, and lust.

How dare she climb upon that magnificent

being and think she would not be subjected

to my wrath.

No one and I mean no one should be able
to touch him but I. 
It is I, who spends hours
upon hours worshipping the ground he walks.
Gluttony is good, if done moderately.
If this obsession has made a
sloth out of me, so be it.
I know I can not be cured but
hopefully I can be forgiven.

Wait a minute,
I'm Buddist, I don't need to confess.
Sigh. 
All is well.