Would you???

I was at Barnes & Nobles (you're jealous, I know),
when I overheard two idiots  guys conversing.
The geniuses were arguing about who they
would "tap" if they were given a chance.
In the midst of their futile discussion,
not only did I lose a few brain cells listening to them
but they also managed to confuse themselves.

You see,
they couldn't  define
beautiful, pretty, hawt,
and..
wait for it.....
wait for it...
yes, their favorite.....
"fiOne."

Are you confused?

Do you know the difference?

Do you?

Because they were really having a difficult time

defining those simple terms.

But never fear,
once again,

Memedo is here.

By being attentive to their "simple talk"

I deciphered the true definition of each one of their terms.

Apparently..............

Beautiful = A face that is pleasing to the eye (much like mine) with a proportional body to enhance that lovely face.

Pretty = An attractive face.  The figure, apparently, is not accounted for in this term.

Hawt = A banging body that will make a guys breeches shrink in a matter of seconds, accompanied with a fairly decent face.

And last but not least,

drumroll.............

FIONE = ASS, BOOBS, more ass and boobs, and much more ass and boobs.  Who cares about the face?  If you're fiOne, no one is looking at your face.  Because "damn guh...you FIONE!!!!  I'd definitely tap dat, yo!"

It was pointless really,

that conversation,

those two.

They should take what they can get.

Trust me, 

they're lucky if they even get a nudge

much less a "tap."

Just sayin'