good stuff

Yes.

I love the taste of Cognac.

Preferably,

Remy VSOP.

Martell XO would be a plus

but I'll take what I can get.

I like the way it slides down my throat

and warms my insides.

Yummy.

Yes, I know it's made

to sip

but I like it neat and

taken as a shot.

I love it so much,

I want to share it with all of you.

I mean,

Cognac has so many uses.

It's great for celebrations and

is especially good

for soothing broken hearts.

But like everything else,

too much of a good thing

can be very bad...

This stupid serum

can cause all kinds of trouble...

like..............

running into parked cars,

throwing nice expensive phones at doors and ovens,

kicking cute little pets,

dancing on stage,

cleaning the floors with said bodies,

begging on all fours to be washed in bathrooms,

falling asleep on toilets,

laying in puddles of vomit,

making out with relatives,

making out with strangers,

shiet making out with friends,
shaving eyebrows,

screaming at walls,

posing on cars,

beating up strangers,

beating up friends,

watching the midnight show of twilight,

crying behind curtains,

screaming out "I do it right",

calling spouses their exes names,

jumping off roofs...

pulling girls skirts down,

drinking shots of fish sauce....

ahhh....good times....

good times.....

So....

when people call me out for

not drinking up.....

I will just send them a link to this page

and say....

unlike you....

I know what this

wonderful serum can do...

because look what it did to you.

And I can say it with a big smile...

because at one point

they were guilty of not one but many of the above incidences.