YOU

Hello.

How is my day?

Well,

honestly it was going swell

until I saw you.

Umm,

you kind of ruined it.

Yes, you.

I think it blows that someone as

incompetent as you,

is allowed to occupy the same space

as I.

You suck the life out everything here.

It bugs the beejesus

out of me that you do absolutely

nothing at all,

yet I'm stuck

looking at your pretentious

face every single day.

Yes, once again,

I am talking about you.

you.

Sadly,

my mother taught me well,

and no matter how much

I can't stand you

or how you treat

others,

I will only be speaking of

you and not at you.

Because if I were

speaking to you,

I would tell you

that you are a

waste of space.

YOU,

YOU,

YOU.

Sadly,

I won't because

my manners do not allow me to do so.

So,

how is my day?

GREAT,

I say.