LET'S DO THIS!

Dirk,

this year I promise not to take

the playoffs personally.

I won't break the remote control,

my phone,

my toe,

or my heart

the way I did

when you guys lost

to the HEAT

in the NBA finals

a few years back.

This year

I shall not fill buckets up with my precious

tears like I did the year

you were #1 seed

and lost in the first round.

Nope,

I won't shed a tear.

This year,

I will not let  Charles Barkley's

smug smile and lame comments

reduce me to a belligerent lunatic.

This year,

I won't go to work hurt

and hateful because you guys
have always managed to make one player
seem like a SUPASTAR!!!

No,

none of those things will I feel.

Because this year,

when you finally win it all,

I know it's not just for me.....

but for all your real fans,

the ones that have loved you guys forever.

So,

please,

LET AMAZING HAPPEN!!!!