save yourselves

Ladies...ladies....ladies.....
if you actually want to keep the guy,
you may not want to show him how
pyscho you really are until maybe
6 months into the relationship,
or better yet wait til he's stuck.

Sorry but impregnating him
is not a viable option.
Dang, you really have issues yo.

Umm, yea, like I said,
don't release your true colors
just yet,
because chances are
he is going to run, run, and run.
Real fast,
he's going to run.

Surely you don't want that!!

P.S. Guys, she's crazy.