hilarious.

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attention please

Apparently, you didn't get the memo. Last time I checked, Barnes and Nobles didn't serve fried chicken. Actually, I'm pretty positive they don't.  So, if they don't serve fried chicken at their establishment, I'm quite sure they don't appreciate you eating it in their place of business. And if for some odd reason they didn't mind you having dinner on their sofa, it's almost definite that they wouldn't like your greasy fingers all over their merchandise, especially if you have no plans on purchasing it.  And btw, pretending not to know any English and laughing at the employees mercifully is pretty ignorant.  Sadly, this is not the first time either.  People like you guys make me embarrassed to be Asian.

The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Traveler - John Twelve Hawks
Flipped - Wendelin Van Draanen

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Nothing exciting ever happens 

because you don't allow it.    

Do something.  

Something outrageous.  

Do anything.  

Anything at all.

Just do it.

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You are beautiful, but you are empty. 
One could not die for you.

-The Little Prince by Antione de Saint Exupery

yes, you.

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the joy

Oh no, 

poor Boston,

missed out on winning

their 40th championship.

Oh yay,

Lakers with #32.

-somebody extremely witty-

Look,
numbnuts,
life can blow.

I need you to understand

that when something goes wrong

you can't expect cookies.

When everything slows down

and you regain focus,

you may find 

that what you see

is not always what you get.

in time

I won't point out your flaws.

People will only believe 

what they see.

Perfect you are

to almost everyone but me.

So, for now

I'll let everyones perceptions be.

No, that's not a chicken.
Now that,
that's a hawk.

Badass.

The "hawk" I saw the other day,

did not look like that.

Anyone could have made my mistake.

Laugh at me all you want.

The "hawk" I saw looked like a chicken.

Totally.

opps!!!

Was in Walgreens

and stumbled upon a most amusing conversation.

kid: When are we leaving? I'm hungry!!!

    mother: After we develop Victoria's prom party pictures, so cut it out.

kid: Victoria had a porn party?

mother: What? No. Prom party. She had a PROM PARTY.  PROM PARTY!!!

kid: Is her PROM party the same as daddy's PORN PARTY. PORN PARTY!!!

Classic. 

Wish i had it recorded!!!

mine

My career is not nearly as prestigious as yours.

My diamond may never sparkle like hers.

My car won't ever accelerate like his.

My home may never be as big as theirs.

But my life,

despite what you say,

my life,

it is good.

When you have nothing left,

and everything is in shambles,

at least walk away with

your head held high.

For though you have naught,

you still have your pride.

That is worth more then

you know.

friends

People no longer have the time to understand anything.

They buy everything ready-made from the shops.

But there is no shop where friends can be bought,

so people no longer have friends.

-The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

bold, much?

                                                 

Look,

I'm not an expert or anything

but I think when you're getting fired,

"I'll give you time to reconsider"

probably isn't the smartest thing

to say to your employer.

EPIC FAIL.

Go ahead guy,

start walking.

old school...

yes,

in a world of modern technology,

i still love
the smell of real books.

i wish i may...

Facebook,

I'm going to be honest,

I'm quite jealous of you.

You have all these powers

to do as you please.

If someone talks too much,

click, you hide them,

never to hear from them again.

Sigh, imagine that.

Not only that,

but you have the ability

to just unfriend a friend.

Shit, you have the ability to

unfriend anyone,

even the dreaded family relations.
How great is that?

Now, if you can just

teach me how to do that,

my world will be so much brighter.

But you're probably too busy, huh?

I mean you're facebook.

You don't have time because you're

in everyone elses business.

When I grow up,

I wish to be just like you.

details...

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I don't exaggerate.

I just remember big.

Real big.