i wish i may...

Facebook,

I'm going to be honest,

I'm quite jealous of you.

You have all these powers

to do as you please.

If someone talks too much,

click, you hide them,

never to hear from them again.

Sigh, imagine that.

Not only that,

but you have the ability

to just unfriend a friend.

Shit, you have the ability to

unfriend anyone,

even the dreaded family relations.
How great is that?

Now, if you can just

teach me how to do that,

my world will be so much brighter.

But you're probably too busy, huh?

I mean you're facebook.

You don't have time because you're

in everyone elses business.

When I grow up,

I wish to be just like you.