just sayin....

Oh, ok.

So, I'm not allowed to look at fantasy football magazines

because I'm female and I'm wearing two inch heels.

And because I also have books with me.

Why am I repeating everything you're saying? 

(because you're a douche and I'm having trouble understanding your logic)

I have books because we are in Barnes and Nobles 

and I can wear heels because I am a female.

I don't know you.

Can I please have my magazines back now?

Not until I can name five quarterbacks?

Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson.

What the fuck kind of question is that?

Actually you caught me.
I just wanted to look at the magazine
for pictures of hot guys.
You sexist pig.

Last time I checked you don't need a penis to watch or know about sports.