Meme: Hello husband.
Tommy: Hello Wife.
Meme: What did you do while I was away?
Tommy: Not much.
Meme: I can see you did laundry.
Tommy: Yup.
Meme: Is there a reason why it's still on the floor?
Tommy: My hands hurt so I couldn't fold it.
Meme: Really?
Tommy: Yes, it hurts so "fierce."
Meme: Really?
Tommy: It's painful just picking the material up.
Meme: Really?
Tommy: YUP.
Meme: That's odd, the hands you're using to swing the golf clubs right now?
Tommy: ------------------
4 comments:
Do you guys actually called each other "husband" and "wife"? b/c that's adorable!
Yes maam. We have to remind ourselves that after 10 years were actually married =p
Why would you put tommy on blast like that your.such a asshole mang!
Brother was that a jab at Ms. Dependent? You are too funny!!!
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