Thursday, June 9, 2011

uh-oh.

Under no circumstances, none at all,
do you congratulate someone on their pregnancy!
Even if she walks with a waddle,
looks like she is about to explode,
and eats enough to feed a family of four...
you absolutely do not say a thing.
None, do you hear me?
Until she has the baby wailing in her arms,
do not share in her joy!!
Because there is a slight chance...
 that she isn't expecting...
and you're left there wishing you shot yourself in the face.

1 comment:

priscilla a said...

ha. that is some good advice. I've seen some woman go apeshit before. not a good idea.