Showing posts with label Dirk Nowitzki. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dirk Nowitzki. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

i am.

You were worried that you were losing my affections to Bruno Mars, huh?
Don't worry guy, 
though I left you for Bruno last night,
I tivoed you and the game! 
If it makes you feel better,
I was checking the ESPN app on my phone all night =p
With 42 pts, 12 reb, 1 ast, 2 blk you are in no danger of losing my love!!!
How badass are you???

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

umm, ok.

Dirk, honey, I love you but that is not a good look!
To be honest, you kinda look crazy, just a tad bit.
I'll overlook the new do because you're a trooper.
Twisted ankle...please!!!
Way to get back in the game!!!
Go MAVS...let's do this!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Crazies!!!

Earlier last month, I posted a blog on the definitons of a fan, a true fan. I was irritated by those who claim to be fans but desert their "devotion" at the earliest sign of trouble.

In case you missed it, I'll give you a quick run through.....

Fan: noun 1 : an enthusiastic devotee (as of a sport or a performing art) usually as a spectator 2 : an ardent admirer or enthusiast (as of a celebrity or a pursuit)

However, I failed to address the fans that take things to the next level.

I must admit, I am an ardent Dirk Nowitzki admirer.
Yes, I know his birthday,
and sometimes I celebrate it.
I may know his mother, sister, and father's names as well.
Though I live and breathe to watch him play,
I don't have locks of his hair underneath my pillow.
I've never seen what the inside or the outside of his house looks like,
which means, I have yet to camp outside his place.
I don't cry (only when he gets hurt) when he dates someone,
nor do i have voodoo dolls to wish evil upon those he dates.
I don't write nasty comments on those who blog untrue & hateful things about him.
And I've yet to own a jersey unwashed of his sweat.
I do not throw things or spit at opposing teams,
nor do I wish them death.
And most importantly,
I am not blind to his faults.

I am a fan. An ardent fan. Obsessive even. But psychotic I am not.

psy·cho(sk)ADJECTIVE:Crazy; insane.

To all those psychopaths out there.

I am entitled to my own opinion.
Yes, I'm tired of all the Tiger Woods jokes out there,
but I will laugh when I find one amusing.
Hwangbo is great.
You will never get Hyun Joong so stop hating on her.
Can I appreciate a good Dirk cut?
Yes, I can.
I am a fan.

Not a crazy!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

choot...choot!!!!!


Ok. I love you, Dirk Nowitzki. Yes, I do. Alot. Passionately. Fervently. So, I don't get tired of singing you your praises.

I do, however, know that you have your faults. If I were to make a list, I'd start with your defensive game. Need I say more?? What about your ugly fade away shots...boy, just take it to the hole already. You're DIRK FREAKING NOWITZKI, you can do that!!! I know you don't have the killer instinct...but damn son...how you going to let them do that to you?

But you know what??? Even though your drives to the hoop look less then graceful, what you lack in skills you make up with hardwork. I've watched you since I was 18 and now I'm 30. It's been a 12 year love affair. I've never seen anyone with your work ethic. You're like the fucking little engine that could. And yes, I think you can!!

For those non believers who think he's over rated, I won't even waste my breath.

Go check out his stats....he isn't a 9 time nba allstar and mvp player for naught!!

I'm just sayin'