don't wear it out....

Nicknames.

You have one.

Everyone does.

The act of replacing an actual name with

a descriptive one always leaves me puzzled. 

Maybe because every

nickname has a backstory and while some stories

are amusing and witty,

others....

not so much.

I mean,

there is no 

flattering and endearing

explanation 

for...

Apeface
a face that resembles an ape

Butterball
only a lil round..not turkey round
Gary Coleman

c'mon give Lisa a break!!!

Liar
shouldn't trust this one...

Gargamal 
a smurf reference, really?

Birdy
cheap, cheap, cheap....

Toothpic
the english translation of a name...
lucky the name was not something else 

Smeagle
my precious....
who wants to look like that?

FOB
are we talking about our parents?
Squirrel

ahhh...same sized brains,maybe?

Kunte
don't even want to know

Fuck-enese
fucking on ones knees, perhaps?

McMoody
how moody can one get?

Monkey
if one knew phy, there is no need for explanations

T-nuts
is that two nuts, tiny nuts, terrible nuts, what?

The Beast
is that a good thing?

Papa Smurf
really, another smurf reference?

Irk
this one is too lame to even explain

Slut Master 2010
wow slut master 2010, huh?

Urkel
wheres stefan?

Ho Vistaversion
again, are explanations needed?

Thumas,
confused, explanations anyone?

Mr. Burns
must be nice to be skinny, old, and ugly

Lames
you're lame?
no way!!

Freeloader
yes, dinner on me
Shady
in what why?
Mudd
dirty, much?

Ludacris
you can rap?

Clay Aiken
 wtf

???

While most readily

accept their nick names,

I will go down kicking

and screaming.

My name is Meme.

You can call me such.

* yes, your nick names don't neccessarily mean those
but so...