listen and learn

I'd be gosh darned.

Who would have thunk that

Jessica Simpson could teach

you a thing or two.

Guys,

I'm your boy,

I really am.

You've only treated me as such

but if thats the case,

what ever happened to

bros before hos?

I understand your plight,

kind of,

but grow some balls and stop

being weanies, would ya?

It's a couple of beers and

maybe a poker game or two

not a visit to

"hookers are us."

Next time,

just tell her....

I belong to me

I don't belong to you

I'm one, not half of two

And if you're gonna love me

You should know this, baby

That I belong to me

*if you're married with children..this does not apply...
and if does....
tread lightly please