Cheers!!!

Was dreading my photoshoot this weekend....

Luckily, Chan found ways to make my life easier.

I know that these are just the previews but

thanks for making me look semi-presentable Chan.

Weddings are the devil

So much work, they are.

There's always this or that to decide on.

So, ladies if you need help with wedding pics...

You can find Chan at 

C.doan@star-estate.com

Your indecisiveness

is trouble for more then just one.

Make up your mind.

and stick to it.

Dear TAKERS,
You were an extremely predictable, borderline laughable movie.   It felt like I was watching a bad modernized version of The Count of Monte Cristo, only with guns.  However, I have to be honest, I was riveted.  I didn't even want to leave my seat.

TI  + Paul Walker + Hayden Christensen + Jay Hernandez = TOTAL EYE CANDY.
You may just be mediocre but at least you were smart. Dress hot guys in suits, give them guns, and have them shoot around. Pure genius on your part.

Would I watch it again?  Not likely.
Did I regret paying for admission ticket?  No, I did not.
Who would regret 2hrs of hotness on the big screen?
Not I.  Not I at all.

So, thank you for that.

Yes, I am Asian.

No, I can not fly.

Yes, they did fly in The House of Flying Daggers.

No, I do not think it is real.

Yes, I am most sure.

No, my relatives can not fly either.

Yes, I am positive I am Asian.

No, I do not wish to fly.

Yes, I am sure I know of no one who can.

No, I wish not to continue this conversation.

YES, you are an IDIOT.

Friend,

I don't say it much,

but thanks
for being you.

Blinded by charm 

and ignorant of the truth,

you should be

the last to speak.

"a mouthful of diamonds,

and a pocketful of secrets."

                              -phantogram-

Yes, that's what you are.

Pick your words wisely.

Don't dish out 

what you can't take back,

for your laundry is much 

dirtier then mine.

If you're not invited to an event, 

ordering the most expensive drinks

and dishes is probably a bad idea.

Leaving without paying

is even worst.
Way to crash a party yo.

Is it wrong to hate on an 11 yr old??

Ummm, 

you don't really expect 

me to listen to you, 

do you?

I mean, 

it's like taking advice from a monkey

on how to be a kangaroo!

It's a tad bit ridiculous yo.

I like it.

There is no rhyme or reason.
I just do.

Don't try to change my mind.

That's why I'm me

and you're you.

You can accuse me of being a cheater all day,

but the truth is you're not very good at Words With Friends.
You need help.

Maybe you should phone a friend.

The chase is fun for the moment

but what happens 

when you finally catch up?

It's brutal, 

but it's the truth.

I understand you got your swag on

but could you please walk a little faster?

Before you go pointing fingers,

make sure your hands are clean.

STFU. 
Tell me this is not real.

Moving forward can be very hard

especially if you keep looking back.

He wants to be more then friends.

Take a hint.

Remember when you were younger

and your mom would say

"too much sweets will turn your stomach sour"

but of course you didn't listen to her

and you'd stuff your face silly anyway?

She'd always be right

and you'd always pay the day after?

Yea, you remember that don't you?

Well,

the same rule applies here.

Too much of one thing

can be a very bad thing.
Sometimes,
less is more.

Give her too much and

it's your heart that'll wind up sore.

Pictures are worth a thousand words.

They need not be spoken.

I'm sorry you thought Inception sucked.

Maybe you should've paid attention to the movie

instead of texting me while it was on.

Then maybe you wouldn't have missed a detail or two.

Or...

Maybe you're in a dream

within a dream

within a dream

and within that dream

you're dreaming you didn't like the movie.

WTF?

I lost you, didn't I?  

Well,

you may be too stupid to understand it afterall.

You don't die from a broken heart.

You only wish you had.

Oh, ok.

So, I'm not allowed to look at fantasy football magazines

because I'm female and I'm wearing two inch heels.

And because I also have books with me.

Why am I repeating everything you're saying? 

(because you're a douche and I'm having trouble understanding your logic)

I have books because we are in Barnes and Nobles 

and I can wear heels because I am a female.

I don't know you.

Can I please have my magazines back now?

Not until I can name five quarterbacks?

Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson.

What the fuck kind of question is that?

Actually you caught me.
I just wanted to look at the magazine
for pictures of hot guys.
You sexist pig.

Last time I checked you don't need a penis to watch or know about sports.

ninja, say what?

There's a lesson in this hot mess somewhere..

What?

I don't think that's right.

Really, it's not.

I promise.

Oh, I get it.

You're right,

even when you're wrong.

Don't try to change her.

That's who she is.

Take her or leave.

It's really just that simple.

.

Dear Nowitzki,
It's been almost eleven years since I first laid eyes on you.  Let's be honest, I wasn't too impressed.  You with your goofy haircut, all arms and legs, at the old Reunion Center, tripping on your own feet.  Yea, not a good look guy.  Not at all.

But somewhere along the way, I quit clowning on your clumsy ass and started rooting for you.  I mean, you're not the best player out there but damn what you lack in skills you make up for in effort.  Like fungus, you kinda grew on me guy.

Everybody wants to win a championship.  I get it.  So as much as I hate to see you go, I would totally  understand.

However, I heard that you were in NY.  If the rumors are true and you're just hanging out with Kidd, I'll be fine. But if you are negotiating over there or even thinking about it, I promise you I will go apeshit.  It's been an eleven year love affair guy, I have invested alot in you. You can leave me for someone good...but NY??? Don't do it.  I deserve better.

hilarious.

Sharing is caring. Try not to die on me.

attention please

Apparently, you didn't get the memo. Last time I checked, Barnes and Nobles didn't serve fried chicken. Actually, I'm pretty positive they don't.  So, if they don't serve fried chicken at their establishment, I'm quite sure they don't appreciate you eating it in their place of business. And if for some odd reason they didn't mind you having dinner on their sofa, it's almost definite that they wouldn't like your greasy fingers all over their merchandise, especially if you have no plans on purchasing it.  And btw, pretending not to know any English and laughing at the employees mercifully is pretty ignorant.  Sadly, this is not the first time either.  People like you guys make me embarrassed to be Asian.

The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Traveler - John Twelve Hawks
Flipped - Wendelin Van Draanen

                                                                                      wehearit.com

Nothing exciting ever happens 

because you don't allow it.    

Do something.  

Something outrageous.  

Do anything.  

Anything at all.

Just do it.

                                                                  weheartit.com

You are beautiful, but you are empty. 
One could not die for you.

-The Little Prince by Antione de Saint Exupery

yes, you.

weheartit.com

the joy

Oh no, 

poor Boston,

missed out on winning

their 40th championship.

Oh yay,

Lakers with #32.

-somebody extremely witty-

Look,
numbnuts,
life can blow.

I need you to understand

that when something goes wrong

you can't expect cookies.

When everything slows down

and you regain focus,

you may find 

that what you see

is not always what you get.

in time

I won't point out your flaws.

People will only believe 

what they see.

Perfect you are

to almost everyone but me.

So, for now

I'll let everyones perceptions be.

No, that's not a chicken.
Now that,
that's a hawk.

Badass.

The "hawk" I saw the other day,

did not look like that.

Anyone could have made my mistake.

Laugh at me all you want.

The "hawk" I saw looked like a chicken.

Totally.

opps!!!

Was in Walgreens

and stumbled upon a most amusing conversation.

kid: When are we leaving? I'm hungry!!!

    mother: After we develop Victoria's prom party pictures, so cut it out.

kid: Victoria had a porn party?

mother: What? No. Prom party. She had a PROM PARTY.  PROM PARTY!!!

kid: Is her PROM party the same as daddy's PORN PARTY. PORN PARTY!!!

Classic. 

Wish i had it recorded!!!

mine

My career is not nearly as prestigious as yours.

My diamond may never sparkle like hers.

My car won't ever accelerate like his.

My home may never be as big as theirs.

But my life,

despite what you say,

my life,

it is good.

When you have nothing left,

and everything is in shambles,

at least walk away with

your head held high.

For though you have naught,

you still have your pride.

That is worth more then

you know.

friends

People no longer have the time to understand anything.

They buy everything ready-made from the shops.

But there is no shop where friends can be bought,

so people no longer have friends.

-The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

bold, much?

                                                 

Look,

I'm not an expert or anything

but I think when you're getting fired,

"I'll give you time to reconsider"

probably isn't the smartest thing

to say to your employer.

EPIC FAIL.

Go ahead guy,

start walking.

old school...

yes,

in a world of modern technology,

i still love
the smell of real books.

i wish i may...

Facebook,

I'm going to be honest,

I'm quite jealous of you.

You have all these powers

to do as you please.

If someone talks too much,

click, you hide them,

never to hear from them again.

Sigh, imagine that.

Not only that,

but you have the ability

to just unfriend a friend.

Shit, you have the ability to

unfriend anyone,

even the dreaded family relations.
How great is that?

Now, if you can just

teach me how to do that,

my world will be so much brighter.

But you're probably too busy, huh?

I mean you're facebook.

You don't have time because you're

in everyone elses business.

When I grow up,

I wish to be just like you.

details...

                                                              www.fantompoet.com

I don't exaggerate.

I just remember big.

Real big.

my bad

                                            

Rockport, Texas

I owe you an apology.

I admit, I have clowned on you quite often.

With a population of about 9,000 residents,

and one stop sign, you make it so easy.

You proudly boast that you are the

home of Dat Nguyen yet you have

no Starbucks..?  Come on.

See how easy you make it?

However, this weekend

you've  proven me wrong.

Yes, you are an incredibly small city,

but what you lack in size you

make up for in personality.

Your quaint little city houses

some of the nicest and 

hardest working people I've

met in a long time.

With their infectious smiles to

their helpful attitudes,

not only did they make the heat

go away but

they left me feeling a little

better about people in general.

You don't see that much
hospitality nowadays.

So, thank you for giving me a

semi decent vacation.

I'm not saying I love you Rockport

just your people.

save yourselves

Ladies...ladies....ladies.....
if you actually want to keep the guy,
you may not want to show him how
pyscho you really are until maybe
6 months into the relationship,
or better yet wait til he's stuck.

Sorry but impregnating him
is not a viable option.
Dang, you really have issues yo.

Umm, yea, like I said,
don't release your true colors
just yet,
because chances are
he is going to run, run, and run.
Real fast,
he's going to run.

Surely you don't want that!!

P.S. Guys, she's crazy.