forever young

                                             yoshee.smugmug.com

You can't stay that way forever.

Everyone grows up eventually.

You really should too.

i cry

Dear Rick Carlisle,
I like you, I do, but sometimes you make some dumb decisions.  And when I said sometimes, I meant the whole damn series.

Since I promised not to take it personally this year, I won't.  However, I was wondering if maybe you can answer a question or two, now that you have plenty of time.

Can we start with the line ups..?  Free RODDY B did not become a mantra over night.  There was a reason why fans all over Dallas was chanting it.  Can you explain why he was not put into the games?  Also, when you finally did free "Roddy B" and he sparked up the game, you pulled him out.  YOU PULLED HIM OUT!!! Who cares if he is tired.  He hasn't played all playoffs.  Let the dude have some minutes yo.

Oh yea, let's talk about minutes. JJ Barea sure was getting alot of playing time.  Yea, he made some pretty bad ass shots but do you watch him on the other end of the court??  Do you?  How can you sit Butler the entire half of a game and let JJ Barea and Jason JET Terry miss wide open shots.  It's not like Terry ever does anything during playoffs.  I mean come on, don't you watch old playoff footages?  When has he ever shown up for the playoffs?  Umm, never.

And oh good lord, can you teach the team to drive???  I know they don't get their calls but damn wear some big boy pants and keep doing it.  At least then, I don't have to listen to Charles Barkley's no ring wearing ass run his mouth and call the team soft.

Yes, can you answer that?  That's all I wanted to know.  I feel that I am entitled.  I've been a devoted MAVS fan since they've sucked.  Btw, despite my rudeness, I still love you guys.  Tell Dirk I said Hi.

Love,
meme

P.S. Those are real tears btw.  REAL.

i concur.

                                                                                  yoshee.smugmug.com

Yea,

he's pretty excited about

the Mavs win last night.

why not???

Whoever came up with the idiom

You can't have your cake and eat it too

needs to seriously stop,

and think about it.

WTF are you supposed to do

with a cake if not eat it?

Obviously,

I can't locate the genius who coined

this idiotic phrase

so I'm going to ask you... 

since you felt the need to 

throw the saying in my face.

If the Dallas Mavericks made it to the playoffs,

why wouldn't I want them to 

advance to the next round?

If that makes me greedy,

so be it.

Your cake may smell good

but mine sure is tasty!

....

Weather is a great metaphor for life,

 sometimes it's good,
sometimes it's bad,

there's nothing much you can do about it

but carry an umbrella.

~Terri Guillemets

mon ami...

Friends,

or at least good friends,

adhere to a code,

an honor system of sort.

It's pretty universal

and applies to almost everyone.

What are they???

Seriously?

Well,

that sure explains alot.

Like, umm  I don't know....

For me,

not fooling around with my family members

is a big one.

You know like my sisters,

my brother,

my cousins,

my grandmother,

my dog,

you know

anyone or thing that matters to me.

Go ahead,

mess with every Dick and Jane possible

but please don't swim in my family pool yo.

And oh,

talking trash about your other friends,

not good either.

It's harmless if you're jesting

about your brain and dick sizes 

but when you 

start telling each others secrets,

while it's juicy for me to hear,

it's pretty jacked up for you to share.

Not such a buddy there yo.

And one last thing,

while you may be perfect,

not everyone is.

Let's not be smug.

You may just find out how very imperfect 

you really are.

That's how a friendship works  yo.

As long as you abide to the basics

you should be fine.

You scratch my back and 

I'll scratch yours.

me.

Let's be honest.
I am my #1.
I love you all,
some more then others,
but I love my self most.

So,
would I jump in front of car for you?
Umm,
probably not.
Which means I wouldn't
suck out
posionous venom to
save your life either.
So,
please don't ask me to,
you'll just be disappointed.

I mean,
I'll share my wealth with you
(not that that's much).
I just won't die for you.

You know what I'm sayin'?

anytime.

Yes.

Yes,

you will.

LET'S DO THIS!

Dirk,

this year I promise not to take

the playoffs personally.

I won't break the remote control,

my phone,

my toe,

or my heart

the way I did

when you guys lost

to the HEAT

in the NBA finals

a few years back.

This year

I shall not fill buckets up with my precious

tears like I did the year

you were #1 seed

and lost in the first round.

Nope,

I won't shed a tear.

This year,

I will not let  Charles Barkley's

smug smile and lame comments

reduce me to a belligerent lunatic.

This year,

I won't go to work hurt

and hateful because you guys
have always managed to make one player
seem like a SUPASTAR!!!

No,

none of those things will I feel.

Because this year,

when you finally win it all,

I know it's not just for me.....

but for all your real fans,

the ones that have loved you guys forever.

So,

please,

LET AMAZING HAPPEN!!!!

impossible

Expectations,
the higher they are,
the harder the fall.

Just sayin'

remorseful

I really am SORRY yo.
I am.
It's just that
I got you a gift
and you left.
And then I totally  forgot about it.
Totally.
Then god's gift to the female population
asked if he could borrow it.
It was just sitting there...
So,
I let him borrow it.

But,
I'm getting it back.
AND
It's still yours.

I know,
I know,
I can be a
sorry friend sometimes.
I'm a tad bit sarcastic,
a little forgetful,
and alot impatient.
I don't always keep in touch and
I always seem too busy.
And often times I like
to  blog about you.

The truth is...
you guys are my friends
and I do care.
So,
I am sorry.
(when it's my fault).


*I won't look in his eyes next time. I promise.

U go boiiiii!!!

Yes,

I love him even at this angle.

With 40 pts,

10 rebounds,

and a steal

in a must win game

against Trailblazers,

who wouldn't want to jump his bones?

I did,

several times to be honest,

especially with

1:10 left in the game....

Nowitzki,
at the baseline,

shoots a for a wide open16-footer.

And the crowd goes nuts!!!

Oh, no they don't,

My bad,

Mavericks were playing

in Portland.

Well,

I went nuts.

They haven't been able to squeeze a win

from Portland all year.

I about tinkled in my pants.

brutal yo!

Yea,
I saw it.
I know,
Heidi did go a bit
nuts fixing her face.

Really,?
You think so?
It's not that bad.
I just didn't recognize her.
Heard it's pretty addicting stuff yo.

What?
Yea,
I guess.
I normally can't tell when it comes
to the Korean actresses.
Korea does seem to have the best
plastic surgeons.

Excuse me?
Am I planning to go where?
To Korea?
Me?
For what?

Oh,
to get my nose worked on??
You think that would help me, huh?
Ok.
And if I get addicted,
I can get my overbite fixed too.
Umm, ok.

Anything else,
while were at it....?

OH,
there is?

SIGH.
I don't know about that,
shaving an inch or two off
my hips might prove
be a little painful.

Well,
will you look at that?
Look at the time,
how it flies.
Gotta run!!!

Yes,
this was fun.
I don't know why we don't
do this more often......

Awww.....

I think it's sweet

that you're so in

"LURVE."

I do.

For real, yo.

Nah,

it doesn't nauseate me

to see you guys

pet and feed each other.

Not one bit.

Seriously.

I promise,

Girl Scout Honor.

As a matter of fact,

my ears only bleed  a little

when your baby voices make

an appearence.

It's cute though.

And the way you guys gaze at each other...

WOW,

intense stuff yo.

Your love,

it's for the ages.

Excuse me for a second.

I apologize,

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Now, what was I saying?

Yes,

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You guys finally found each other!!
Despite the fact that you guys
make me sick most the time...
I am happy for you!!

please...

Dear Memedo,
           I'm at wits end.  Since you're so smart, maybe you can help me out.  You see, I am considered a triple threat, not only am I extremely good looking, but I have the brains, the body and the money to match that.  I have girls lining up at my door and I'm rarely seen without an eyecandy linked to my arm. It doesn't help that I'm extremely successful. Everyone envys me.  And to be perfectly honest, why wouldn't they.  I am perfect.  While some consider this a blessing, I find all this attention and focus on me a tad bit annoying.  What can I do to stop the female population from pawing all over me?

Sincerely,
Troubled
_________________________________________________
Dear Troubled,
                Wow, you have some serious problems.  Goodlooking, smart, rich, and successful?  Damn, I feel so sorry for you.  Nobody should ever have to go through what you're currently experiencing. 
I think your problem is that you are way tooOOOooo MODEST.  Humbleness can be added to your list of attributes.  Well, I'll pray for you.  May God be with you!!


Sincerely,
Memedo
*Please do not come to me with crap like this and expect me to serious.  

"THE LIST"

Dirk Nowitzki
Dirk Nowitzki
Dirk Nowitzki
Dirk Nowitzki
Dirk Nowitzki
Dirk Nowitzki
Dirk Nowitzki
Dirk Nowitzki
Orlando Bloom
Kim Hyun Joong

Everyone has one,
even Ross and Rachel.

If you don't,

you should.

Just in case.

You never know.

It's like insurance, 

so if anything happens,

you are exempt.

What????

It could happen.
I may meet Dirk.

And...

he may want to see me

7 times after that.

listen and learn

I'd be gosh darned.

Who would have thunk that

Jessica Simpson could teach

you a thing or two.

Guys,

I'm your boy,

I really am.

You've only treated me as such

but if thats the case,

what ever happened to

bros before hos?

I understand your plight,

kind of,

but grow some balls and stop

being weanies, would ya?

It's a couple of beers and

maybe a poker game or two

not a visit to

"hookers are us."

Next time,

just tell her....

I belong to me

I don't belong to you

I'm one, not half of two

And if you're gonna love me

You should know this, baby

That I belong to me

*if you're married with children..this does not apply...
and if does....
tread lightly please