Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

attention please

Apparently, you didn't get the memo. Last time I checked, Barnes and Nobles didn't serve fried chicken. Actually, I'm pretty positive they don't.  So, if they don't serve fried chicken at their establishment, I'm quite sure they don't appreciate you eating it in their place of business. And if for some odd reason they didn't mind you having dinner on their sofa, it's almost definite that they wouldn't like your greasy fingers all over their merchandise, especially if you have no plans on purchasing it.  And btw, pretending not to know any English and laughing at the employees mercifully is pretty ignorant.  Sadly, this is not the first time either.  People like you guys make me embarrassed to be Asian.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Traveler - John Twelve Hawks
Flipped - Wendelin Van Draanen
Nothing exciting ever happens 
because you don't allow it.    
Do something.  
Something outrageous.  
Do anything.  
Anything at all.
Just do it.

Monday, June 21, 2010

You are beautiful, but you are empty. 
One could not die for you.
-The Little Prince by Antione de Saint Exupery

yes, you.


Sunday, June 20, 2010

the joy

Oh no, 
poor Boston,
missed out on winning
their 40th championship.
Oh yay,
Lakers with #32.
-somebody extremely witty-

Friday, June 18, 2010

life can blow.
I need you to understand
that when something goes wrong
you can't expect cookies.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

When everything slows down
and you regain focus,
you may find 
that what you see
is not always what you get.

in time

I won't point out your flaws.
People will only believe 
what they see.
Perfect you are
to almost everyone but me.
So, for now
I'll let everyones perceptions be.

Monday, June 14, 2010

No, that's not a chicken.
Now that,
that's a hawk.
The "hawk" I saw the other day,
did not look like that.
Anyone could have made my mistake.
Laugh at me all you want.
The "hawk" I saw looked like a chicken.

Friday, June 11, 2010


Was in Walgreens
and stumbled upon a most amusing conversation.

kid: When are we leaving? I'm hungry!!!
    mother: After we develop Victoria's prom party pictures, so cut it out.
kid: Victoria had a porn party?
mother: What? No. Prom party. She had a PROM PARTY.  PROM PARTY!!!
kid: Is her PROM party the same as daddy's PORN PARTY. PORN PARTY!!!

Wish i had it recorded!!!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010


My career is not nearly as prestigious as yours.
My diamond may never sparkle like hers.
My car won't ever accelerate like his.
My home may never be as big as theirs.
But my life,
despite what you say,
my life,
it is good.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

When you have nothing left,
and everything is in shambles,
at least walk away with
your head held high.
For though you have naught,
you still have your pride.
That is worth more then
you know.


People no longer have the time to understand anything.
They buy everything ready-made from the shops.
But there is no shop where friends can be bought,
so people no longer have friends.
-The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Friday, June 4, 2010

bold, much?

I'm not an expert or anything
but I think when you're getting fired,
"I'll give you time to reconsider"
probably isn't the smartest thing
to say to your employer.
Go ahead guy,
start walking.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

old school...

in a world of modern technology,
i still love
the smell of real books.

i wish i may...

I'm going to be honest,
I'm quite jealous of you.

You have all these powers
to do as you please.
If someone talks too much,
click, you hide them,
never to hear from them again.
Sigh, imagine that.

Not only that,
but you have the ability
to just unfriend a friend.
Shit, you have the ability to
unfriend anyone,
even the dreaded family relations.
How great is that?
Now, if you can just
teach me how to do that,
my world will be so much brighter.

But you're probably too busy, huh?
I mean you're facebook.
You don't have time because you're
in everyone elses business.

When I grow up,
I wish to be just like you.


I don't exaggerate.
I just remember big.
Real big.