Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Yes, I know.

How depressing,
and unfair.
Yes, that is a boy.
And yes,
he is prettier then me.
Sad but true.

I'm right,right?

There is something slightly disturbing about listening to an adult tell a child that mice lay eggs.

I know I'm not an expert on biology and the arts of nature and science, but I promise you, I don't think mice lay eggs??

Do tell me I am correct!!!

Monday, December 14, 2009


Earlier last month, I posted a blog on the definitons of a fan, a true fan. I was irritated by those who claim to be fans but desert their "devotion" at the earliest sign of trouble.

In case you missed it, I'll give you a quick run through.....

Fan: noun 1 : an enthusiastic devotee (as of a sport or a performing art) usually as a spectator 2 : an ardent admirer or enthusiast (as of a celebrity or a pursuit)

However, I failed to address the fans that take things to the next level.

I must admit, I am an ardent Dirk Nowitzki admirer.
Yes, I know his birthday,
and sometimes I celebrate it.
I may know his mother, sister, and father's names as well.
Though I live and breathe to watch him play,
I don't have locks of his hair underneath my pillow.
I've never seen what the inside or the outside of his house looks like,
which means, I have yet to camp outside his place.
I don't cry (only when he gets hurt) when he dates someone,
nor do i have voodoo dolls to wish evil upon those he dates.
I don't write nasty comments on those who blog untrue & hateful things about him.
And I've yet to own a jersey unwashed of his sweat.
I do not throw things or spit at opposing teams,
nor do I wish them death.
And most importantly,
I am not blind to his faults.

I am a fan. An ardent fan. Obsessive even. But psychotic I am not.

psy·cho(sk)ADJECTIVE:Crazy; insane.

To all those psychopaths out there.

I am entitled to my own opinion.
Yes, I'm tired of all the Tiger Woods jokes out there,
but I will laugh when I find one amusing.
Hwangbo is great.
You will never get Hyun Joong so stop hating on her.
Can I appreciate a good Dirk cut?
Yes, I can.
I am a fan.

Not a crazy!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

they say the darnest things!!!!

Wow, how observant you are.
That is indeed George Washington.
not the real one.
Yes, I'm pretty sure.
I know he looks just like him,
but I'm positive he is dead.
How do I know?
Because I'm your U.S. History teacher!?!?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to confuse you.
How inconsiderate of me.
Next time, before I show The Patriot,
I'll remember to provide the background info.
I can't believe how thoughtless I was.
Am I being serious?
Of course!!!
I sound sacarstic?
Who me?
Why would I use sarcasm?
I mean,
not every 8th grader in the U.S. knows that George Washington can no longer make cameos.
It's only been 210 yrs since his death.
It's ok.

Friday, December 4, 2009

who me?

Was watching a show,
which will remain nameless (no free advertising here yo..)
It mentioned those who blog,
like myself.
It likened us to losers.
For if we have lives..
why would we blog?
I guess,
it's trying to say
losers like I,
blog for losers like you,
to read.
Did it insult us both?
Well, it directly took a stab at me,
and i merely jabbed at you.
It makes me feel better.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


Not a golf fan myself.
So, can't say I'm a Tiger fan.
But dude, let him be.