You have got to be joking, right?
14 degrees in Texas? Really??? Really?
It's not even a pretty winter storm.
It's an icy, dangerous,
people can't drive kind of winter storm.
So, snow gods,
do everyone a favor and make it stop storming please.
I can barely drive as it is,
do you really think its safe for other drivers
to be stuck on the road with me?
I think not.