Dear Rick Carlisle,
I like you, I do, but sometimes you make some dumb decisions. And when I said sometimes, I meant the whole damn series.
Since I promised not to take it personally this year, I won't. However, I was wondering if maybe you can answer a question or two, now that you have plenty of time.
Can we start with the line ups..? Free RODDY B did not become a mantra over night. There was a reason why fans all over Dallas was chanting it. Can you explain why he was not put into the games? Also, when you finally did free "Roddy B" and he sparked up the game, you pulled him out. YOU PULLED HIM OUT!!! Who cares if he is tired. He hasn't played all playoffs. Let the dude have some minutes yo.
Oh yea, let's talk about minutes. JJ Barea sure was getting alot of playing time. Yea, he made some pretty bad ass shots but do you watch him on the other end of the court?? Do you? How can you sit Butler the entire half of a game and let JJ Barea and Jason JET Terry miss wide open shots. It's not like Terry ever does anything during playoffs. I mean come on, don't you watch old playoff footages? When has he ever shown up for the playoffs? Umm, never.
And oh good lord, can you teach the team to drive??? I know they don't get their calls but damn wear some big boy pants and keep doing it. At least then, I don't have to listen to Charles Barkley's no ring wearing ass run his mouth and call the team soft.
Yes, can you answer that? That's all I wanted to know. I feel that I am entitled. I've been a devoted MAVS fan since they've sucked. Btw, despite my rudeness, I still love you guys. Tell Dirk I said Hi.
I really am SORRY yo.
It's just that
I got you a gift
and you left.
And then I totally forgot about it.
Then god's gift to the female population
asked if he could borrow it.
It was just sitting there...
I let him borrow it.
I'm getting it back.
It's still yours.
I can be a
sorry friend sometimes.
I'm a tad bit sarcastic,
a little forgetful,
and alot impatient.
I don't always keep in touch and
I always seem too busy.
And often times I like
to blog about you.
The truth is...
you guys are my friends
and I do care.
I am sorry.
(when it's my fault).
I'm at wits end. Since you're so smart, maybe you can help me out. You see, I am considered a triple threat, not only am I extremely good looking, but I have the brains, the body and the money to match that. I have girls lining up at my door and I'm rarely seen without an eyecandy linked to my arm. It doesn't help that I'm extremely successful. Everyone envys me. And to be perfectly honest, why wouldn't they. I am perfect. While some consider this a blessing, I find all this attention and focus on me a tad bit annoying. What can I do to stop the female population from pawing all over me?
_________________________________________________ Dear Troubled, Wow, you have some serious problems. Goodlooking, smart, rich, and successful? Damn, I feel so sorry for you. Nobody should ever have to go through what you're currently experiencing. I think your problem is that you are way tooOOOooo MODEST. Humbleness can be added to your list of attributes. Well, I'll pray for you. May God be with you!!
Sincerely, Memedo *Please do not come to me with crap like this and expect me to serious.