Sunday, August 29, 2010

Your indecisiveness
is trouble for more then just one.
Make up your mind.
and stick to it.

You were an extremely predictable, borderline laughable movie.   It felt like I was watching a bad modernized version of The Count of Monte Cristo, only with guns.  However, I have to be honest, I was riveted.  I didn't even want to leave my seat.

TI  + Paul Walker + Hayden Christensen + Jay Hernandez = TOTAL EYE CANDY.
You may just be mediocre but at least you were smart. Dress hot guys in suits, give them guns, and have them shoot around. Pure genius on your part.

Would I watch it again?  Not likely.
Did I regret paying for admission ticket?  No, I did not.
Who would regret 2hrs of hotness on the big screen?
Not I.  Not I at all.

So, thank you for that.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Yes, I am Asian.
No, I can not fly.
Yes, they did fly in The House of Flying Daggers.
No, I do not think it is real.
Yes, I am most sure.
No, my relatives can not fly either.
Yes, I am positive I am Asian.
No, I do not wish to fly.
Yes, I am sure I know of no one who can.
No, I wish not to continue this conversation.

YES, you are an IDIOT.

I don't say it much,
but thanks
for being you.
Blinded by charm 
and ignorant of the truth,
you should be
the last to speak.

Friday, August 20, 2010

"a mouthful of diamonds,
and a pocketful of secrets."

Yes, that's what you are.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Pick your words wisely.
Don't dish out 
what you can't take back,
for your laundry is much 
dirtier then mine.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

If you're not invited to an event, 
ordering the most expensive drinks
and dishes is probably a bad idea.
Leaving without paying
is even worst.
Way to crash a party yo.

Is it wrong to hate on an 11 yr old??

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

you don't really expect 
me to listen to you, 
do you?
I mean, 
it's like taking advice from a monkey
on how to be a kangaroo!
It's a tad bit ridiculous yo.
I like it.
There is no rhyme or reason.
I just do.
Don't try to change my mind.
That's why I'm me
and you're you.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

You can accuse me of being a cheater all day,
but the truth is you're not very good at Words With Friends.
You need help.
Maybe you should phone a friend.

The chase is fun for the moment
but what happens 
when you finally catch up?

Sunday, August 1, 2010