Friday, July 30, 2010

I understand you got your swag on
but could you please walk a little faster?

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Before you go pointing fingers,
make sure your hands are clean.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Monday, July 26, 2010

Moving forward can be very hard
especially if you keep looking back.
He wants to be more then friends.
Take a hint.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Remember when you were younger
and your mom would say
"too much sweets will turn your stomach sour"
but of course you didn't listen to her
and you'd stuff your face silly anyway?
She'd always be right
and you'd always pay the day after?
Yea, you remember that don't you?

the same rule applies here.

Too much of one thing
can be a very bad thing.
less is more.
Give her too much and
it's your heart that'll wind up sore.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Pictures are worth a thousand words.
They need not be spoken.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I'm sorry you thought Inception sucked.
Maybe you should've paid attention to the movie
instead of texting me while it was on.
Then maybe you wouldn't have missed a detail or two.

Maybe you're in a dream
within a dream
within a dream
and within that dream
you're dreaming you didn't like the movie.
I lost you, didn't I?  
you may be too stupid to understand it afterall.
You don't die from a broken heart.
You only wish you had.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Oh, ok.
So, I'm not allowed to look at fantasy football magazines
because I'm female and I'm wearing two inch heels.
And because I also have books with me.
Why am I repeating everything you're saying? 
(because you're a douche and I'm having trouble understanding your logic)
I have books because we are in Barnes and Nobles 
and I can wear heels because I am a female.

I don't know you.
Can I please have my magazines back now?

Not until I can name five quarterbacks?
Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson.
What the fuck kind of question is that?

Actually you caught me.
I just wanted to look at the magazine
for pictures of hot guys.
You sexist pig.
Last time I checked you don't need a penis to watch or know about sports.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

I don't think that's right.
Really, it's not.
I promise.
Oh, I get it.
You're right,
even when you're wrong.
Don't try to change her.
That's who she is.
Take her or leave.
It's really just that simple.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Dear Nowitzki,
It's been almost eleven years since I first laid eyes on you.  Let's be honest, I wasn't too impressed.  You with your goofy haircut, all arms and legs, at the old Reunion Center, tripping on your own feet.  Yea, not a good look guy.  Not at all.

But somewhere along the way, I quit clowning on your clumsy ass and started rooting for you.  I mean, you're not the best player out there but damn what you lack in skills you make up for in effort.  Like fungus, you kinda grew on me guy.

Everybody wants to win a championship.  I get it.  So as much as I hate to see you go, I would totally  understand.

However, I heard that you were in NY.  If the rumors are true and you're just hanging out with Kidd, I'll be fine. But if you are negotiating over there or even thinking about it, I promise you I will go apeshit.  It's been an eleven year love affair guy, I have invested alot in you. You can leave me for someone good...but NY??? Don't do it.  I deserve better.