my bad

                                            

Rockport, Texas

I owe you an apology.

I admit, I have clowned on you quite often.

With a population of about 9,000 residents,

and one stop sign, you make it so easy.

You proudly boast that you are the

home of Dat Nguyen yet you have

no Starbucks..?  Come on.

See how easy you make it?

However, this weekend

you've  proven me wrong.

Yes, you are an incredibly small city,

but what you lack in size you

make up for in personality.

Your quaint little city houses

some of the nicest and 

hardest working people I've

met in a long time.

With their infectious smiles to

their helpful attitudes,

not only did they make the heat

go away but

they left me feeling a little

better about people in general.

You don't see that much
hospitality nowadays.

So, thank you for giving me a

semi decent vacation.

I'm not saying I love you Rockport

just your people.

save yourselves

Ladies...ladies....ladies.....
if you actually want to keep the guy,
you may not want to show him how
pyscho you really are until maybe
6 months into the relationship,
or better yet wait til he's stuck.

Sorry but impregnating him
is not a viable option.
Dang, you really have issues yo.

Umm, yea, like I said,
don't release your true colors
just yet,
because chances are
he is going to run, run, and run.
Real fast,
he's going to run.

Surely you don't want that!!

P.S. Guys, she's crazy.

fool's gold

I thought we all understood that beggars could not be choosers.

No, I'm not calling you a beggar....

I'm just sayin' you can't afford to be choosy.

Trust me.

I wouldn't lie to you.

Well, I would but I'm feeling pretty honest today.

Yea, you may want to stop while you're ahead.

Actually, let's not wait, just stop now.

Because you couldn't get any better

then what you currently have.

Honestly, you hit the jackpot.

A big one.

And like all idiots who hit it big,

you lose your minds.

So, please don't shoot yourself in the foot,

the mouth, the face or any other

important body parts that you may need.

Stop before it's too late

It may not be perfect to you,

but it's pretty damn close bro.

Think about it.

go on, go

my friend,

easy come.

easy go.

fret  you not,

for it was not worth it.

imma be...

                                             yoshee.smugmug.com

Adults are always asking kids

what they want to be when they grow up 

because they're looking for ideas.

-Paula Poundstone

sin city???

                                                 yoshee.smugmug.com

Ladies, I know it's a little hard

letting the boys out to play,

but do you think after a night

of heavy drinking and intense gambling

that they will remember to visit the

strip bars? 

Oh, you do, do ya?

My bad.

Boys, you can't say I didn't try.

whining much??

I grew up believing that "big girls don't cry" because my father taught me so. I figured the same rule applies for the male gender, right?  Obviously, someones father has been slacking off. I think it's a bitch move to cry about wedding dates bro.  Who cares if his wedding is a week before yours???  Stealing your thunder??  Really?  What are you jacking lines from "Bride Wars?"  C'mon, this is where I do a penis check.  Yup, yours is gone!!! Be happy for your friend.  It will be ok.  The world will still turn and Chuck Norris is still the bomb yo. Oh btw, Tommy and I changed our color, should we check with you first groomzilla?

I'll pass

Nobody likes a sore loser

but I personally prefer them over their counter parts,

the SORE WINNERS.

You know them,

with their smug smile

and gloating words,

they never let you forget a thing.

Let them revel in their victory,

it won't last long,

for who wants to play with a bully?

Not I.

amused i am

good one children.

good one.

i'm glad they
learned something.

boys

  I know you're not a quitter!

  But sometimes you just

  need to throw in the towel

  and call it a day.

  No, really.

  Breaking your face

  and drilling your fingers

  can't be fun.

  Ok, so you haven't

  done that yet
  but.........

  there is always tomorrow.
  Besides, temporarily blinding 
  your pretty helper should be
  enough.

  What is there to

  think about?
  Stop while you're
  ahead buddy.

that's it

You appear so harmless.
Yet,
you pack a mean punch.
Lesson learned.

growing up

Remember when were young

and we knew everything,

or so we thought.

And how we couldn't wait to grow up

because no one understood us.

Boy, were we stupid.

Nothing ever is as it seems.

Being grown up is

harder then I thought.

color me happy

The right person is going to think the

sun shines out of your ass

and your shit smells like roses.

Until then,

don't compromise.

You are who you are.

full of it

ESPN called a panel of experts to compile a list of their top 3 postseason's biggest disappointment.

The results:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2010/news/story?page=DisappointingPlayers-100510. 

Hmm, I'm currently at a quandary.  Henry Abbott an expert..?? Really?  Abbott lost all creditabilty when he put Dirk's name on that list.

Yes, I love Dirk.  And yes I can be completely biased in his favor but out of the entire playoffs, Dirk as the biggest disappointment? 

Guy, I'm talking to you Abbott, you seriously have no business being a basketball commentator.  Obviously, you didn't do your homework.  Go look at the stat sheets yo.  Look at em real hard, then you will see that you are talking out of your ass.

Dirk averaged 26.7 ppg and 8.2 rpg, and shot 55% from behind the arc.  If you're going to blame their loss on anybody, then you're going to have to chalk it up to poor coaching and a weak supporting cast, with the exception of Roddy B and a few others.

I could run the stats for Jason Kidd, Jason Terry, Shawn Marion, and Erick Dampier for you but that would make you look like an even bigger douche.  Watch a game or two before you run your mouth.

Btw, Tim Duncan has not been playing like he use to but  #3 on your list?  Really?  You couldn't find anybody worst then DIRK or TIM? 

I need your job.  I don't have to know jack and I can spit shit out all day.  Must be good...must be good.

for now

Keep on wishing...

no one said you shouldn't try.

But wishing....

isn't going to change things.

Trust me.

I've been wishing for Nowitzki for awhile now.

You have to do more then that,

much more.

i must agree

Fate is like a strange,

unpopular restaurant

filled with odd waiters

who bring you things

you never asked for

and don't always like.

-lemony snicket

all of the above

great minds discuss ideas.

average minds discuss events.

small minds discuss people.

ha!!!!

i do all three.

i have a super mind!!!!

eat them, your words

I did it because I wanted to.

I needed to.

I had to.

But mainly

because you said

I wouldn't be able to.

in time

It's a long road ahead.

The past,

let it go.

You'll be happier that way.

as a man...

Though last on my list,

you are definately not least.

Kim Hyun Joong,

thanks,

for making the crappy

playoffs disappear,

even if it was just for a moment.

*c'mon i'm not shallow....i liked the song too