whining much??

I grew up believing that "big girls don't cry" because my father taught me so. I figured the same rule applies for the male gender, right?  Obviously, someones father has been slacking off. I think it's a bitch move to cry about wedding dates bro.  Who cares if his wedding is a week before yours???  Stealing your thunder??  Really?  What are you jacking lines from "Bride Wars?"  C'mon, this is where I do a penis check.  Yup, yours is gone!!! Be happy for your friend.  It will be ok.  The world will still turn and Chuck Norris is still the bomb yo. Oh btw, Tommy and I changed our color, should we check with you first groomzilla?