Saturday, November 28, 2009

let me think....

Yes, I am a vegetarian.
No, I do not lose weight that way.
Yes, I am getting married next November.
No, I probably should not eat so much.
Yes, I am aware that these buttered rolls are loaded with carbs.
No, I have yet to work out today.

BUT..... it's THANKSGIVING you pretentious cow.


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

blood, guts, and gore...oh my!!!

O Rain, Rain.
Wherefore art thou Rain?
Did you tire of being King of Kpop?
Perhaps the mass of female fans hurling themselves at your feet has lost its appeal?
Do we, your devoted fan, not stand a chance against Hollywood?
Have they treated you well?
Have they?
Do think about it.
Surely, I think not!!
First they dupe you into a movie such as Speed Racer,
and now Ninja Assassin.
I am hurt.
A plague on their houses!
Don't get me wrong, my eyes did not suffer,
93 minutes was not nearly enough time to admire your finely sculpted body.
However, never have I seen such blood, guts and gore,
An attack on my delicate sensibilities, it was.
If ever I did wonder what the by product of Kill Bill and an orgy of blood infested movie would be, I now know the answer.
Do I blame you for the inferiority of this movie?
I do not.
The dialogue and storyline did that on its own.
Love it, I did not.
Hate it?
So, support you I will,
at least for another day.
It's been a trying night,
And I must bid you adieu.
Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.

Yea...Ninja Assasin had that kind of effect on me.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

this ones for you....

It must be something in the water.
Perhaps the holiday season is bringing them out?
Or do they just breed them ignorant nowadays?
Because they are everywhere.
Ridiculously dumb people.
You know who I'm talking about.
The ones infected with diarrhea of the mouth,
crap just keeps coming out,
the ones that don't know how or when to shut up.
They think they're funny.
Should I toast to their idiocy?
Cheers, to stupidity...lets hold hands and unite!!!!

P.S. Rookie and Cuong, don't feel bad, surprisingly enough, I'm not talking about you guys. Breathe easy.

Monday, November 23, 2009


Lady Gaga.
You're something.
Not necessarily a good something either.

Thursday, November 19, 2009


Ok. I love you, Dirk Nowitzki. Yes, I do. Alot. Passionately. Fervently. So, I don't get tired of singing you your praises.

I do, however, know that you have your faults. If I were to make a list, I'd start with your defensive game. Need I say more?? What about your ugly fade away shots...boy, just take it to the hole already. You're DIRK FREAKING NOWITZKI, you can do that!!! I know you don't have the killer instinct...but damn you going to let them do that to you?

But you know what??? Even though your drives to the hoop look less then graceful, what you lack in skills you make up with hardwork. I've watched you since I was 18 and now I'm 30. It's been a 12 year love affair. I've never seen anyone with your work ethic. You're like the fucking little engine that could. And yes, I think you can!!

For those non believers who think he's over rated, I won't even waste my breath.

Go check out his stats....he isn't a 9 time nba allstar and mvp player for naught!!

I'm just sayin'

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

yea, no.

Yes, I'll admit it. I enjoyed the Twilight series. I could even say I'm a big fan. What's not to like?

Come on. It's Edward freaking Cullen. If you've read the book, you'll know what I mean, and if you haven't, go read it.

It's no Pride and Prejudice, let me tell you, but it does have it's entertainment value. The two male leads are so imperfect, they're perfect. Also, there's Bella. Bella. Bella. Bella. Let's just'll feel so much better about yourself after you've read this series. If a clumsy, fickle, and naive chit like her can land herself two hotties...(even if one is a vampire and the other is a werewolve) you still have hope.

So, am I looking forward to the movie? Not so much. The first one almost made me throw up in my mouth twice, well, maybe thrice. Took me almost a year to recover...just in time for the second installment.

Will I go see New Moon on opening week, probably not. I wish not to be trampled by hordes of teenage girls screaming their undying love for Edward or Jacob...or both.

So friends, no I will not go watch the midnight showing with you. Thanks but I pass.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

cry me a river.....

I'm sure everyone has heard of the Middle Child Syndrome.

The middle child believes they suffer grave injustice and negligence. They are often seen sulking in the corner and hosting their own pity party.

I've often wondered about the validity of one suffering from this complex.

And you know what? After much thought, I think they totally have the right to cry and complain.

Before they are even born, they get screwed over. I mean, traditionally only first borns get a baby shower. all those cute gifts, they don't get it. And let's face it, hand me downs don't count either.

Teachers expect them to live up to the predecessors or fail miserably.

At family reunions they are stuck listening to snarky remarks. Oh...the oldest is so responsible and the youngest is so cute.

What about me, yo? Am I chop liver or what? I'm responsible AND cute.

Oh, my bad, welcome to my party.

Yea, I'm a middle child. And, yes, it's my party and I can cry if I want to!!!!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

it's aight....

You're right are decent.
What you lack in height, you make up in talent.
Nice shots.

riddle me this....

Let's say someone posed a question.
Umm, lets be more specific, lets say they posed this particular question:

Would you rather be the ugliest of all the pretties or the prettiest of all the uglies?

Would you actually stop to ponder the question for more then a second?
Would you really?
Let me stop you now.
Because I'm nice, I will help you out.
To that moron that was laughing uncontrollably(you know who you are) let me clarify something for you......

You would still be ugly even if you are the prettiest of the uglies..just less.

Who is the idiot now..?
You do make it too easy.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009


Am I the only one who finds this problematic???

Does anyone else find it disturbing that the male gender is getting prettier by the day???

To look at a picture and have to ponder if the subject is male or female, well, that kinda bites. For me, it does.

While they are lovely to watch on screen, their existance really makes it difficult for us females. Really. It's already hard competing against your own gender, now we have to compete against the boys too? Stop it.

Btw, as much as I'm complaining...I do really enjoy to look at their lovely faces, especially the cast of You're Beautiful, you really are beautiful.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009


I'm all about cliffhangers...I promise. It's a great way to keep the audience on their toes. But, when you have to wait a year and a half to find out what happens next, I'm not such a fan.

Suzanne Collins, yes, I am talking to you. You. Are. Killing. Me. You can't leave the masses hanging like that. You weren't even kind enough to give us a strong rope, we're just dangling...dangling, I tell you.

Hunger Games was great. Catching Fire was better. The sequel will probably rape us, I'm sure. So, please don't make us wait too long.

Btw, to the lady at Borders bookstore, just because I can't see you, doesn't mean I can't hear you.

I'm not looking for the Japanese translation of the book because I can read in English. I promise, that and the fact that I'm Vietnamese.

Monday, November 9, 2009

I think not......

Many say your wedding day is the best day of your life.
I sure hope so.
Because planning for it surely blows.
It's not even your wedding anymore.
It's for the masses.
Don't worry Tommy.....
It's just "You and I"

Fan? Highly doubtful!

Fan: noun 1 : an enthusiastic devotee (as of a sport or a performing art) usually as a spectator 2 : an ardent admirer or enthusiast (as of a celebrity or a pursuit)

According to Merriam Webster, that is what a fan is. Webster's definition include words like ardent and devotee. How many claim to be fans, yet they have no clue as to what a fan truly is?

You know what I hate? Bad fans. The ones who will rave about how wonderful their team/celebrity/or pursuit is when things are good and spit on them when things get a little tough.

No where in the definition does it include words such as belittling, contemptuous, decrying, degrading, demeaning, depreciative, depreciatory, disdainful, disparaging, scornful, slighting, uncomplimentary, aspersing, defamatory, detractive, insulting, libelous, maligning, slandering, slanderous, vilifying; abusive, opprobrious, scurrilous; despiteful, malevolent, malicious, spiteful...

Sorry folks....that no longer qualifies you as a fan.

Cry me a freaking river, but do not come to me with remarks like "Hey, I'm a fan but..............." because I'm not buying it. And that's all folks!!