why not???

Whoever came up with the idiom

You can't have your cake and eat it too

needs to seriously stop,

and think about it.

WTF are you supposed to do

with a cake if not eat it?

Obviously,

I can't locate the genius who coined

this idiotic phrase

so I'm going to ask you... 

since you felt the need to 

throw the saying in my face.

If the Dallas Mavericks made it to the playoffs,

why wouldn't I want them to 

advance to the next round?

If that makes me greedy,

so be it.

Your cake may smell good

but mine sure is tasty!