Tuesday, April 5, 2011

ha.

Meme: hey punk, dinners ready.
Tommy: ok
Meme: wanna eat up here then?
Tommy: ok.
Meme:  ok you're not hungry or ok eat up here?
Tommy: ok.
Meme: you're not listening are you?
Tommy: ok.
Meme: you have a third nipple.
Tommy: ok.
Meme: I have a third nipple.
Tommy: ok.
Meme: i'm having Dirk's baby.
Tommy: ok.
Meme: i'm leaving with all your money.
Tommy: ok.
Meme: you ran out of hair conditioner.
Tommy: wait, what? 

Many people have a problem with their significant other
playing COD all the time.  I, on the other hand, am amused by it.
The conversations I have with the husband are always enlightening.  
It's nice to know that he does not care if I run off with his money
but if he is out of hair conditioner....well, that's a different story.

51 comments:

ms. dependent said...

I think it's really sad that you call Tommy out like that. You sit there and put him on blast for the whole world to read. Does belittling others make you feel better? Why do you do that to him? As I said before he is way too good for you.

Brother said...

I think we got this all wrong...maybe ms dependent doesn't hate you...maybe she just secretly loves tommy and never said anything. All this built in anger towards you is prob because you confessed your love for him and she never got the chance.....you should que the wedding dress song....riiiiiight about now!

Anonymous said...

She never gives up, does she? Each message she leaves sounds pettier than the next. Give your gender a break. Stop making them look bad. Tommy seems happy enough sitting there.

ms. dependent's stalker. BOO bitch! said...

haha what brother described sounds like korean drama in the works. i smell jealousyyyy.

team dependent said...

SIKE yo' mind!

if tommy doesn't have a problem with meme putting him "on blast", why do you? he apparently doesn't mind the person she is cause he sure ass hell married her. her entries about tommy are a sign of adoration. lay off the haterade, girl. sip on some sizzzurp instead.

meme, now you know why she hates you. she's green with envy. you must've stole her thunder throughout high school or sumthin'. why you gotta always be the center of attn? couldn't you spare a boy or two for the ugly duckling? geez meme! haha

Anonymous said...

she didn't get to finish her sentence. let me finish it for her..."he's too good for you, he should be with me."

conner said...

Damn. Work is kicking my ass, i am so glad i got this to come back to. Girl, ms. dependent wants your man. She is showing her true colors. You better go thru the list of all your friends. I would start with all the single bitches.

Anonymous said...

song request for next entry: true colors by sarina paris

ms. dependent said...

I find it fascinating that you idiots wait around for my replies. You hate to admit it but you love it when I answer. Pretentious fools. You pretend to be upset but you all are secretly happy that I voice what everyone of you guys are thinking. You know how unfair it is that she gets off so easy. Her life is all laid out before her. She has never really had to work hard for anything.

and the fun begins! said...

and i find it fascinating that you lurk around meme's blog talkin' all this shit. I will admit I do love it when you answer. who doesn't love a lil drama. it keeps life itneresting. it sure as hell keeps meme's blog interesting. so you're right there, ms. dependent. you know how reality shows keep the dumb drama lovin' bitches on their show for ratings? that's exactly what you're here for. pure entertainment. pretending to be upset? ha! have apparently you haven't noticed we've been laughing AT you and not with you. the only one upset here is you. you're mad cause you've been talking all this shit trying to bait meme to say something ugly to you so the world can see what a horrible person she is. but she hasn't. why would she when she has ppl to talk for her killin' you with kindness is what she's doing. all the while you're rearing your ugliness. take a good look in the mirror (don't look too hard. what you see might scare you. mirrors aren't too kind to ugly folks) and you'll know why your is the way it is. maybe if you weren't so caught up with all the shit talk/ugliness then you wouldn't have to work hard to make friends. seriously, build a bridge and get the fuck over it.

Anonymous said...

your life*

Brother said...

man i take a nap and i miss all the action!...no lie..i love you ms dependent...screw mimi and tommy...lets hook up later..call me..HOLLA!

Brother said...

ohh sorry forgot to give you my number....817-LUV-MEME..

Brother said...

and you didn't deny loving tommy...i must be right...im soo f'in smart but its okay ill still love you...on the real though apparently you were never really her friend cause if you were you would know that she's worked for everything she has..i find it insulting that you even say that shit...if u knew her u would know that she paid for own education and my parents did not give her a single dime nor did she ever take a single dime from my parents...not to mention helping support her siblings....everything she has she earned herself. So before you go spoutin shit get your facts right.

Brother said...

i changed my mind...now that i think about it...i cant hook up with you...i might punch you in the face.

priscilla a said...

Ms. you seriously need to reflect on who this hater is. She has some serious issues. it's not cool. I don't want to add fuel to the fire but girl is seriously tripping.

t said...

tsk. tsk. tsk. females.

ms. dependent said...

work? She worked because she was prideful. she can't stand knowing she can't do anything by herself. why do you think steve left her ass?? her pride comes before anything. why are you so supportive of a sister who refused to talk to you for a year because she was mad at you?? how are you going to respond to that? how is she not going to talk to her favorite cousin Thuy for months because she didn't approve of her exboyfriend? How is she going to scream at her bestfriend in a middle of a club to get her act together while she is crying her eyes out? How can she and Mai both date the same guy? HOw can she turn her back on a bestfriend and never speak to him again? How can she be with Tommy and never say she loves him. She needs no one. Explain all that and I'll shut the fuck up. You can't. You'll be hearing from me for a long time.

t said...

It's simple. She is that way because she cares too much. She's loyal and true. If she is not speaking to someone it's because they messed up somehow. You will never know because she will never tell you. If you want the answers to all your questions you need to directly ask the accused parties. She has a reason for everything she does. She is not going to defend herself though because it's not her style.

Ssangchudream said...

I feel like Ms.Dependent should have add like a "p.s: she also ran over my dog" or something b/c this is like a circus with shades of kdrama splash in. Next thing we know, Ms.Dependent will come back and apologize b/c she got amnesia over the weekend.

*grab popcorns*

Brother said...

Your so dumb your ass just sold yourself out...thanks for narrowing down the list of "friends" ms dependent could be. I know who your ass is. Apparently meme is doing something right because most of the people you named on that list still support her. I don't appreciate you broadcasting my family business over the internet and i feel no need to explain shit to you but if you must really know i refused to talk to her she was actually the one who swallowed her pride first and talked to me. But apparently you already knew that cause you know everything! Maybe next time you should get the whole story before you go airin out peoples business.

Anonymous said...

Are we were still in junior high?

mai said...

WHOA. Ms. Dependent, may I respond to your above comment? Most of the time I am quite amused by your responses. Petty? Yes. But they are quite articulate and well-written, so I'll give praise when it's due. All the examples you cited above? You see, that's between the person mentioned AND Meme. And since we have all grown and become sensible ADULTS, we've worked it out and have left all that high school nonsense behind us. (I guess high school was the best of times for you. Hmm, sad.)And may I state that all the people mentioned above are STILL close friends with Meme, despite the circumstances that had occurred? She and I dated the same guy? Well, thank goodness I never told her about my elementary school lovers, because I bet she'd find a way to get to them too. :P I was 16, 17 at the time. I think it's safe to say I'm over it, 15 years later. Now, I'm going out on a limb here, but you must be someone ONCE close to Meme, since you are pretty knowledgeable about the past.And it seems to me that there's some desire to re-enter her life, despite how you go about it. Well, here's some friendly advice if you do wish to accomplish that -- get that stick out of your ass (I can say "ass" on here, right?) and get over whatever it is that holds you back from existing within our circle. I know I'd definitely be interested in being friend with you...I figure it's a good thing to have a witch amongst your set of friends, right? :)

P.S. Next time you want to instigate, use your own beef that you have with Meme and leave my name and the names of those I care about out of this. Thanks.

meme said...

Sigh. Look Ms. Dependent, Mai is right, I know you probably have a problem with me, that much is evident,
but maybe you really ought to leave my family and friends out of this. She sounds pretty upset. And you really shouldn't mess with a bride who is about to get married. Just warning you.

So, lets make a deal. You can spew all the hatred my way but lets keep specific names out of this. They have not done anything wrong so they don't deserve your animosity. Thanks friend.

ms dependent fan said...

You guys need to layoff ms dependent. She can say what she wants. Besides, there might be more like her out there. We do not know how many people actually hates Meme that does not read her blog. Meme likes to call out people on her blog, so why can't she?

Team meme said...

Cuz it's her blog u dumbass. GO make ur own fuckin blog then call out whoever the fuck u want.

ms dependbitch said...

I'm a lesbian and I secretly love Meme but she does not like me in that way so I will call her out.

jimmy said...

wtf. i was trying to keep my mouth shut but i can't anymore. i don't care if you call meme out and i'm pretty sure she doesn't either. the damn problem is that ms. dependent is not signing her name. if you so badass come out and tell us who you are. Meme may be a bitch but she is upfront about it. She is not fake. she knows how it is and she doesn't give a shit. she will live exactly like she always is. upfront and too honest. is that why you are bothered. you have to hide while she outshines and outlives your ass?

meme said...

Hello. Just like everyone else,I'm curious as to who ms. dependent is but I don't think we should start guessing out loud. It's not fair to throw names out. I'm ok about people talking about me and ms. dependent because obviously that's where the drama is unfolding but i will erase any comments with names suggesting who she is. She wants to create a stir and I won't let that happen. I know who my friends are and I'm not too worried.

Nam said...

Fine, you want to know who "ms. dependent" is?! You really want to know?!
It's me, alright!! I was supposed to end up with Tommy. Not her. We were gonna play golf, cod, gow3, snowboard, and live a happy life together. But Meme, had to go and ruin it! How could you introduce us to each other and then not allow what was meant to be, be?
Life is so unfair, and I'm tired of it.

Husband said...

"Wife!!!!" where my dinner??? I'm done with COD now..

Brother said...

@ms dependbitch said... hahahah what a clever name...man why didn't my ass think of that.

Mr. Independent said...

@Ms. Dependent...
" ...her pride comes before anything. why are you so supportive of a sister who refused to talk to you for a year because she was mad at you?? how are you going to respond to that? "

-it's called TOUGH LOVE! no matter what, they still family at the end...u can't be a mute forever, else you will see them hittin' sign language.

"..how is she not going to talk to her favorite cousin Thuy for months because she didn't approve of her exboyfriend? "

-Daym!!!!! u got no shame huh? F*ck, if i love my cuzin that much and didn't approve of their significant other at FIRST...then yeh, yo ass will be crying about it too. o yeh, If you going to put someone's name out, identify yourself. I can see why Memee didnt want any of us to throw out a name, cuz she is worried for you from us.(memee, you are really a caring person, even to your enemies)

"How is she going to scream at her bestfriend in a middle of a club to get her act together while she is crying her eyes out? "

-Y would i want a best friend that is weak? WOMEN UP!!!!"

" How can she and Mai both date the same guy?"
-hahaha, how can all the girl fall in love with Daniel Henney? I can almost bet, you and your girlfriends would date him all at once! Shit happens...i think if the law allows it, Memee and Mai would be married to the same man, if that was the case. Although it would be nice, cuz it would save me some money!


"How can she be with Tommy and never say she loves him... "

-you ever heard the song by Alison Krauss - When You Say Nothing At All???
Here is a youtube link below for ya.
http://wwQjsjZWlRVvow.youtube.com/watch?v=
it's tough to find someone like that..i kno..i'm so jealous of them for that too! if she doesn't say "I LOVE YOU" to me, i would go berserk too.

"She needs no one"

-you right, she doesn't need no one, but we all need her. because of her heart. we love her for that. Sorry, you loose....

now did i make you STFU? probably not...I'm sure you got some dynamite ready to come out at us, or her...

Mr. Independent said...

Oh, i failed english class bad, so forgive me for my incorrect grammers, spelling, or whatever.. =D

Ms. Dependent said...

Aren't we getting touchy? Mai weren't you in love with Steve? You guys were friends and she ended up dating him a few years later? That's your first love. Are u sure it doesn't bother you? Im sure it does. Just admit. Did u like being in her shadow in highschool!? Nam, it's incredible that she dated you and then was able to brainwash you into becoming bestfriends with Tommy. An exboyfriend and and future husband living as roommates. How sweet!? If she isn't conniving what is she? Rosie how does it feel to have a beatfriend that takes all the attention away from you? Are u sure she hasn't taken a guy you liked away? Thuy how does it feel to have your favorite cousin leave you high and dry just because she was mad at you!? Tony your devotion for your sister is adorable. How did it feel when she wouldn't look at your face when she wa mad at you? Oh, was I not supposed to bring up names! Oh, sorry. She doesn't need y'all. She is perfectly ok without anyone of you. She has made u think that u need her but you don't.

Brother TONY yeah that's right said...

thanks i know im adorable but i will shank a bitch...just sayin

Mr. Independent said...

What kind of powder did you pack on your dynamite? Baking powder? U are so lame. You done open a can a whoop ass that expired already. The only ass you whooping is yourself! Talk about BLAST from the PAST. Nobody cares about her past on that matter. Why you think she has so much supporters at her wedding/reception? Cuz everyone loves her and Tommy and for whatever they have and got going right now. Whatever message you trying to get accross, it ain't werking bra. Cuz really, everyone laughing at you, not her and your doing a great job at it... Your so immature to bring the past up.
Why? is it because...your jealous... your a green eyed monster...grew up deprived from a friend's love...a girl that has a nostril the size of her ass? That's what it seems you have or whatever the case is.
You seem to know alot about her uglyiness (your version), but not much about her kindness/heart/etc, etc.
Yeh, it does get touchy when you start puttin' names out, especially when those that don't want any drama in it. Memee ask you kindly to not specify the names of anyone, but you yet still do it.

Lemme requote for ya in case you forgot...

"So, lets make a deal. You can spew all the hatred my way but lets keep specific names out of this. They have not done anything wrong so they don't deserve your animosity. Thanks friend."

What does that say?
You ugly youself. So you so ugly that ugly was embarrased you took that name ugly. My badd, i was trying to be funny like you, but your better at it.

I kno you want BLAST her to f*kin' KINGDOM COME OF NO TOMORROW and shit, but do it maturely. Cuz the only person your really hurting is yourself.

t said...

I think I've watched this movie before. The 2nd lead has a complex and is upset at the lead. She tries to instigate and get all the leads friends to be mad at her. It's a very unoriginal script. We know what you're doing. It's funny but it's not going to work. Meme has been accused of alot of things but fake has never been one of them. Sometimes she is too honest but that is something we all are aware of. Try as hard as you want but she is stuck with our friendship. As a matter a fact, she can easily filter and erase comments but she has not because she has nothing to hide. You, however are still hiding behind the computer.

meme said...

Very good Ms. Dependent, very good. I like how calm and collected you sound. You're not not cursing at anyone and you don't sound belligerent at all. This change in strategy suits the game much better. I'm glad you decided to follow my advice. See that's how you do it. Now you are finally up to my standards. We can actually have a discussion now.

You have changed your tone now you have to find a better tactic. You've brought up the past several times already. And you are mentioning names. That's not a good move.
I asked u not to mention any names because I'm actually trying to protect you. The more you speak the easier it is for me to narrow it down. When I find out who u are so does everyone u have just offended.

Tommy suggested getting your ip address and tracing it back to your exact location. Did u forget what he does for a living? But there is no fun in that, is there!? I'm patient. I'll wait til you slip up. It's sooner then you think. Btw, did u get a personal email from me today!? You did, didn't you!? I'm I getting warmer, huh!?

But if u insist, I'll play with you. May the best man wins =p

Mr. Independent said...

"Btw, did u get a personal email from me today!? You did, didn't you!? I'm I getting warmer, huh!?"


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Drunk ms dePendbitch said...

You got me. I am a slut, bitch and whore. And I want more of this attention. Not to mention, I am old and lonely and I cannot find my one and only. So I like to pick on you with a slowly pace because I am a coward for not saying these things to your face.  Deep down inside I truly admire you because you have friends not like i do. I despise you cuz you are way cuter, so for now I'll talk shit behind my computer.

Kelly Clarkson said...

@ Ms. Dependent.
You efff'd shit up, it's Miss Independent!

mei said...

This is really like a k-drama gone wrong. It's a comedy that has turned sour now there is mystery, intrigue and maybe even murder.

btw, MeMe on blogger if you go to setting you can switch the preference on so you can get the ip address or url number. If Tommy knows computer well he should be able to find who the provider is and maybe that will narrow where the culprit lives. I don't know if it will give you the exact address but the general location will be there. I hope it helps.

Brother said...

@kelly clarkson... your the one to talk you sued ryan tedder...wikipedia told me soo...true story wiki it.

Yo Yo Ma said...

@Brother... whahhhhhh? On that note, i wikipedia Ms. Dependent and i got this...


A need for a substance so strong that it becomes necessary to have this substance to function properly.
A pattern of detrimental, behavioral interactions within a dysfunctional relationship
Also continuum of physical and psychological attachments related to the concept of behavioral addiction
A personality disorder characterized by a pervasive psychological dependence on other people
The real need of the organism, or something that individuals can not provide for themselves

Brother said...

@Yo Yo Ma said...

WERD!!..for a minute there I thought it said a real need for an orgasim...i was confused.

Lil Jon said...

"Don't start no shit it won't be no shit"

YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH....OOO KAY

Administrator said...

<\Jtag>
START netstat IP location
WHERE username like '%dependent%'


Her IP location will be sent to your blog account. However, if she changes her name this will not work.

Thank you for contacting support.

Fortune Cookie ripped my pants said...

I'll have the nuke ready for u, once she is located. Then she really will be blown to kingdom come baby! Boom boom pow! That's my style!

Danny said...

Okay. I think I know who Ms. Dependent is. READY? I think Ms. Dependent is.....Rosie. That's right. Rosie. The reason why Rosie is so mad at Meme is because Meme allowed me to whoop Rosie's butt in Sequence. On the first try. Blindfolded. Look Rosie. It's okay. I'm just THAT good with numbers. You don't need to take your anger out on a blog. Seriously, there will be other chances for you to lose to me. Scrabble, Connect Four...Go Fish. Don't worry. I shall return to Dallas so you can have a glimpse of the Sequence Champion. Don't fret tho. You will win one day. Just not against me. Mystery SOLVED!

Danny said...

Oh, btw. In the event that my GUESS is completely WRONG....I'm sorry Rosie....SORRY for whoooping your butt so hard in Sequence....HOLLA!