please????

Shall I stab myself in the eye 
or shoot myself in the face?

I love you Dallas Mavericks, I do.

I figured if I blog about basketball less,

you guys would win more, not so much the case.

Please, I beg of you. I'm not asking you to win,

I'm just asking you to come out and actually play some ball.

There are only a few games left, please don't me slit my wrists.