It's our secret...

Yea,
I watch figure skating.
I like it too.
So,
sue me.

You can't take my man card away
because I'm not a man.

I know football/basketball
better then you..
so leave me be.

Btw,
I won't tell
anyone that you
teared up during
Joannie Rochette's
performance.

No, I won't.

You're safe,
for now.